Sometimes, I am looking for fun in SEO world. And why not? The most serious SEO people are the ones who know to not take themselves serious. Laughing, enjoying, looking for fun in SEO is part of our job.
So today I was looking for fun, so guess what I found… SEO jokes. But not any kind. The best.

I found them on one of SEO expert - Canadian Search Engine Optimization Company’s old blog posts. Here they are:

- What have pigs & SEOs got in common?
SPAM.

- What’s the definition of SEO SPAM?
Site Positioning Above Mine.

- Talk is cheap…until SEOs get involved.

- Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings.

- What do you call 25 skydiving SEOs?
Skeet

- Employee 1: “Hey, we’re ranking for duplicate content.”
Employee 2: “How often?”

- “You might be a SEO if … on your honeymoon, you put a “nofollow” sign on the door…”

- When your son asks you if he could play in the Google sand box … you tell him that it doesn’t exist. And if he does play in it you’re afraid you won’t see him for the next 8 months

- How many SEOs does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 15. You need 1 to do the keyword research to make sure you’re changing the right light bulb, one to optimize the light bulb, and 13 to get the links.

- Next time you have an argument with an annoying colleague, instead of telling him ‘talk to the hand’, tell him to ‘no follow’ !!!

Do you know a good SEO joke? Write a short comment about it and leaves us its link. We will be happy to laugh with you!

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